The ugly duckling that ... got uglier

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04/23/2017 at 23:19 • Filed to: None

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Flipping through a copy of the duPont Registry while at the dealer, and there’s this gem:

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! fintail > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/23/2017 at 23:26

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Even from that angle, nope.

I hope that 5.7 litter is running without cats.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/23/2017 at 23:27

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Tavarish Approved description!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/23/2017 at 23:32

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“won’t last for long”

LOL build quality, what’s that?.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/23/2017 at 23:33

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“ Still under warranty with GM . New LS1 5.7 liter “Vette” crate motor with a 3 yr/30k mile warranty .”

Relevant

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Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Urambo Tauro
04/23/2017 at 23:34

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“still under warranty from GM” ... if you can get the service advisor to stop laughing


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/24/2017 at 00:00

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That NSX though.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/24/2017 at 00:18

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“built on a GTO frame” so like a 1973?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
04/24/2017 at 00:38

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I believe that’s a 5.7 litter engine, which would be the typical size for a Dutch rabbit or a beagle.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/24/2017 at 00:40

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“Why spend over $400,000 for a new Lamborghini Aventador”

Maybe so that you can have a Lamborghini Aventador, instead of a Corvette that’s been hacked apart in someone’s garage and put back together with an ugly ass body held together with duct tape and Bondo?

Honestly, what’s wrong with just driving a Corvette? You’d get laughed at way less, and you’d still have a genuine Corvette, instead of a shoddy replica of something else that nobody will ever mistake for anything other than a ruined Corvette.


Kinja'd!!! Audistein > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/24/2017 at 03:18

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Is this the same car? Looks similar:


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Audistein
04/24/2017 at 12:35

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Could definitely be. Can’t imagine how many of those there are out there.

Would’ve been nice if the license plate was “NOT LAMBO” just to see if anyone was sharp enough to notice.


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > fintail
04/24/2017 at 12:36

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the real one has cats, this one has dogs


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > ranwhenparked
04/24/2017 at 12:37

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And this is an ad from an “exotics” dealership ... wouldn’t have been surprised to see this in a tuner magazine, but sheesh.